December 2011
5 posts
NEW POST: 5 Reasons Not To See "New Year's Eve" →
Every year, the holiday season comes with its fair share of excitement. How could it not? There are presents to be purchased, traditional holiday songs to be sung, family to share moments with and, of course, absolutely horrible seasonally-based box office bombs packed with more empty calories than Christmas dinner to leave us all sprinting on the treadmill for the spring solstice and screaming,...
The Top 6 Reasons I Didn't Need Major News... →
While the biggest news stories of the year left us with a lot of massive ups and downs (mostly downs), whether receiving horrifying news of a natural disaster or rejoicing in the pride of American justice finally manifested in the death of one of its biggest enemies, one thing remained consistent: I can’t recall turning on a major news network a single damn time. Yes, it’s true: I’ve gotten the...
NEW POST: The Flatulence Effect (Part 1: Pearl... →
Ever wonder how different events in history or your life could have been different had someone farted? Well, wonder no more. I give to you, The Flatulence Effect.
