February 2012
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January 2012
5 posts
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NEW POST: "Sometimes, I Get Talked Into Things Too...
November 2010
If there is one thing that the music industry has taught me, it’s that you can’t be everybody’s best friend. As much as you want to try to interact with every single one of your show-goers and develop close personal friendships with all of them, trying to keep up with all of those people’s lives will drive you insane, or to drink, whichever comes first....
Merch Store Officially Launched!
We’ve officially launched the first round of T-Shirt (Men’s & Women’s) and Hoodie designs for our online merch store! All items have the option of customizing both garment color and print color, so put your own spin on each design! Each item also includes a free download of our album “Shadows” as a thank you gift! Are you totally shot? Is Iuso your homeboy? Sport...
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December 2011
5 posts
NEW POST: 5 Reasons Not To See "New Year's Eve" →
Every year, the holiday season comes with its fair share of excitement. How could it not? There are presents to be purchased, traditional holiday songs to be sung, family to share moments with and, of course, absolutely horrible seasonally-based box office bombs packed with more empty calories than Christmas dinner to leave us all sprinting on the treadmill for the spring solstice and screaming,...
The Top 6 Reasons I Didn't Need Major News... →
While the biggest news stories of the year left us with a lot of massive ups and downs (mostly downs), whether receiving horrifying news of a natural disaster or rejoicing in the pride of American justice finally manifested in the death of one of its biggest enemies, one thing remained consistent: I can’t recall turning on a major news network a single damn time. Yes, it’s true: I’ve gotten the...
NEW POST: The Flatulence Effect (Part 1: Pearl... →
Ever wonder how different events in history or your life could have been different had someone farted? Well, wonder no more. I give to you, The Flatulence Effect.
November 2011
2 posts
I'm moving!
Alright, everyone, here’s the deal: As much as I love looking at reblogs of Ryan Gosling pictures, porn, and rage face comics, from a writer’s perspective, Tumblr kind of sucks and the interface isn’t very conducive to what I’m trying to achieve. So, I’ve come to the decision that, if I intend to take myself seriously in any way as a writer/whatever, it’s time...